Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward
I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise. - Noel Coward
People are wrong when they say that the opera isn't what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That's what's wrong with it. - Noel Coward
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. - Noel Coward
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward